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Saturday, November 15, 2008

Teacher	:	Maria, go to the map and find North America
Maria	:	Here it is.
Teacher	:	Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
Class	:	Maria

Teacher	:	John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John	:	You told me to do it without using tables.

Teacher	:	Glenn , how do you spell 'crocodile?'
Glenn	:	K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher	:	No, that's wrong!
Glenn	:	Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Teacher	:	Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald	:	H I J K L M N O
Teacher	:	What are you talking about?
Donald	:	Yesterday you said it's H to O (H₂O).

Teacher	:	Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen	:	Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Teacher	:	Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
Millie	:	I is..
Teacher	:	No, Millie...... Always say, 'I am.'
Millie	:	All right... ;''I' am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

Teacher	:	George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis	:	Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Teacher	:	Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold	:	A teacher.

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Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died.

1st ghost	:	How u died?
2nd ghost	:	I died of cold.
1st ghost	:	How does it feel when you're dying in cold?
2nd ghost	:	Actually, I was imprisoned in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died. Fortunately, I died with not much sufferings.
1st ghost	:	You're so pityful....
2nd ghost	:	How about you? How did u die?
1st ghost	:	I died from heart attack.
2nd ghost	:	I see, why did u have a heart attack?
1st ghost	:	Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because I was too tired of all that running,I got a heart attack and died.
2nd ghost	:	Why didn't you look for the bastard in the fridge? If you did, both of us were alive now!!

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Saturday, November 15, 2008