| Teacher | : | Maria, go to the map and find North America |
| Maria | : | Here it is. |
| Teacher | : | Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? |
| Class | : | Maria |
| Teacher | : | John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? |
| John | : | You told me to do it without using tables. |
| Teacher | : | Glenn , how do you spell 'crocodile?' |
| Glenn | : | K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L |
| Teacher | : | No, that's wrong! |
| Glenn | : | Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. |
| Teacher | : | Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? |
| Donald | : | H I J K L M N O |
| Teacher | : | What are you talking about? |
| Donald | : | Yesterday you said it's H to O (H2O). |
| Teacher | : | Glen, why do you always get so dirty? |
| Glen | : | Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. |
| Teacher | : | Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' |
| Millie | : |
I is.. |
| Teacher | : | No, Millie...... Always say, 'I am.' |
| Millie | : | All right... ;''I' am the ninth letter of the
alphabet.' |
| Teacher | : | George Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his
father didn't punish him? |
| Louis | : | Because George still had the axe in his hand. |
| Teacher | : | Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested? |
| Harold | : | A teacher. |
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