Saturday, November 15, 2008

2 Ghost Joke































































Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died.
   
1st ghost:How u died?
2nd ghost:I died of cold.
1st ghost:How does it feel when you're dying in cold?
2nd ghost:Actually, I was imprisoned in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died. Fortunately, I died with not much sufferings.
1st ghost:You're so pityful....
2nd ghost:How about you? How did u die?
1st ghost:I died from heart attack.
2nd ghost:I see, why did u have a heart attack?
1st ghost:Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because I was too tired of all that running,I got a heart attack and died.
2nd ghost:Why didn't you look for the bastard in the fridge? If you did, both of us were alive now!!


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